Gabe: Blog Of The Day

 ALIEN MEN

By Gabe

     One day there was a 38 year-old man named Johnny who was watching TV.   He was startled when he heard a giant crash from his backyard.  He went outside and he saw something crazy.  It was a small alien ship and he was very, very surprised.  He walked up to the ship and looked around. It looked empty but then something popped up and it was two people.  One guy was short and one guy was normal sized.  He figured out that they were aliens from a planet in outer space where everyone is normal sized and looks human.  The reason one guy was really, really short was because Jack and James got kicked off the giant's planet by one of the giants.  They were kicked off because they wanted carrot seeds for their planet.  When they fell to earth Jack got smashed and became tiny.
     Then Johnny started helping them fix their ship so they could fly to the giant's planet, fight them, then go home.  He figured out they needed lava to run the motor, so Jack went and got some.  James  started fixing the ship and Johnny went to go make guns and knifes and rope for tying the giants up to their giant trees.  Then Jack got back with the lava and they put the lava in the motor and it worked. Then they left to go to the giant's planet and fight them.
     When they were in the ship Johnny, Jack and James got all of their guns, flaming machetes and rope ready to use when they got there.  When they got out of the ship Johnny went straight to the first giant and tripped it, then he stabbed a flaming machete into his spine about seven times and killed it.  Jack pulled out his gun and shot one fifty times and killed it.  James stabbed one fifty times in the face and then pulled his head off with rope and killed it.
      The fight stopped because the giants quit because they were getting beat up by Johnny and the aliens. The giants wanted to make a deal that they could have one giant and no more fighting.  They decided to take the deal so they tied up a giant and put it in the ship.  Then they left to go home and told the giant that they had tied in the ship to be nice.
     They got back to their home planet with the giant and told him to start working.  Johnny was about to go home and everyone told him good bye.   He got in the old rusty black pod and waved good bye.  He went home and started watching TV again.  He decided that it is much more fun to go help aliens get back to their planet than to sit at home watching TV. 

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