Kiki: Blog Of The Day

The Scuba Diving War

By Kiki

Once there was people who had a war.  But they did not want to have a war with swords, they wanted to have a war with scuba diving masks and scuba diving tubes.  So they got into their scuba diving outfits and went to the lake.  When they got on their water mat they started the war.  So they got their tubes and hit each other in the faces with them.  Then they poked each other in the stomachs with them, which didn't hurt so much.  Then they got poison and put it in their tubes and sprayed it at their eyes.  Then they started to use their scuba diving masks to go under water and fight, so they could see underwater.  Of course they couldn't breathe because they were using their tubes to fight so they had to come back up for air.  They didn't know who was going to win the war so they went and had the master fight with their scuba diving outfits.  Then the scuba diving outfit was way too small for the master but he of course wore it because he was trying to wear a kid one because he didn't have another one, so he took someone's clothes and they didn't have any clothes.  They got on a giant egg carton and they started to fight.  When they started to fight they got eggs and threw them at each other.  The eggs were two feet long so it really badly hurt them. The person who won was the orange team and then they went scuba diving because they won and they got the lake all to themselves.