The Forgetful Thief
By Connor M. Jones
I was a notorious thief. There were multiple crime watch reports on me. This is the story of my biggest and last crime. I had everything I needed, but as usual I forgot something. I had misplaced my bifocals, which I couldn't see with out. At the time it didn't seem important, because I am always picking up stuff that seems to have value. Afterward I always sell my loot to the highest paying fence. This time I wandered in through the correct entrance rather than the front door, unlike that one time I got found out and FOX put on a crime watch about me. Anyway I had found a few items of worth, a difficult to see painting with a golden frame, a bust of Athena, a stuffed raven with an inquisitive look in its eyes, and to top it all of a diamond sculpture of Edgar Allen Poe. I thought to myself "All I have to do now is escape and sell these items to the fence. Although I better dash before the cops arrive or anyone wakes up." I tend to think aloud sometimes, and unfortunately this was one. The exact same time I started to leave a murder had taken place. I was barely out of the building and knew cops would show up eventually, or a vigilante dressed in a ridiculous get up. They would blame me saying that I had killed the owner of the house to keep my theft secret. I would have none of those scandalous rumors about me killing people. Anyway on the way out I met the owner's twenty-year-old daughter, and she wanted her father's business. Seeing as she didn't want a witness who could claim to so much as hear the old man's screams, she chased me back into the parlor and killed me. I was but a hapless victim of another murderer. The only thing that would stop her was a tiny piece of evidence in my hand, a book of short-stories by Edgar Allen Poe. Thinking like the character in The Telltale Heart she hid the corpse of her old man under the floorboards. In short I never got my payment and thus my entire afterlife is being spent trying to recover the items I had taken. The End
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