Connor: Blog Of The Day

I am going to sue Rex for frightening my clients, Bowser and his friend Pedro.  Bowser, who happens to be a rat is afraid of dogs as is Pedro so it would make since that this turtle and rat would cower in fear every time Rex, who is in fact a dog passes by.  Rex has recently sniffed the cage and the box on top of it too much.  My clients fear that he may try to eat them.  I will try to get the judge and jury to decide on Rex having to stay away from the cage and the box.  My clients are nice and would try to befriend Rex if he were a less frightening animal like a rabbit or frog.  I heard from a reliable source that the defense lawyer is none other than Kennedy A. Jones and note that she has skills with trials.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury thank you for coming.  My clients Bowser and Pedro are suing Rex in order to keep him from frightening them.  Rex being the hyper dog that he is runs in front of the cage and box in which Bowser and Pedro live respectively.  Bowser fears that at any moment his best friend could be eaten.  Pedro fears the exact same thing.  Rex is always sniffing the rat cage and turtle box which makes my clients a bit uneasy.   With all due respect to the defendant I say that we must stop Rex from going so close to the cage and box.