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Once there was an uninhabited island in the Bermuda Triangle.  On the island there was a small tribe of six people, all of whom were stranded.  Among this group was Alfred, the leader of the tribe and an archeologist, Jane, a calm yet insane real estate agent who loves the outdoors, Linda, the bossy rude and completely mean   lawyer who annoys everyone, William, the tribal chef and master carpenter as well as the one to step in when the group needs help and Linda's punching bag, George, the optimist of the group and artist, and James, the bodybuilder and warrior who fights off the wild animals and hunts for the group.  It all started last week when they boarded the ship bound for Egypt.  Unfortunately the ship had crashed into a rock near the Bermuda Triangle, only the six tribe members got to the lifeboats before the ship sunk and took everyone else to a watery grave.  Now exactly a week after that awful event everything seemed almost normal, the sun was setting and the moons rose as all the birds flew south.  The group had just eaten a portion of a large animal that James killed and decided to all go to bed.  In the middle of the night screams were heard coming from George's hut.  Alfred decided to go check on George as did everyone else.  Meeting up at George's hut the group began to inspect the place.  George was lying down almost as if he were sleeping, but there was one small problem he was dead.  The group looked next to him and found a bloody dagger, everyone in the group had a dagger and George's was in his shoe.  Linda looked startled and said "It must have been Jane that murdered him.  We should have her locked up!"  When Linda said this everyone except Jane had agreed.  The next morning Jane was locked in her hut with some food and water to make sure she didn't die.  Alfred wasn't sure about whether or not he had made the right decision as tribe leader and went over to say he was sorry to Jane.  Jane said "At least someone has thought about doing the right thing.  So could you please let me out of here?"  Alfred said "Sorry I can't let you out.  Maybe if enough tribe members agree to let you out, but without their consent I can't."  With that Alfred left her and went to talk with James.  James was carrying an animal he had slain back to the camp and said "I kind of feel like Jane is the only person who would murder George.  I don't think we should let her out, not today."  Alfred said "Okay, but I still want to check if the other two think we should let her out."  Thus at the tribal fire that night Alfred suggested a vote to let Jane come out of her hut the next morning.  Linda said "I say nay.  She shouldn't be allowed to roam freely."  William said "I think that we should let her out just for tomorrow night.  If she roams until we go to bed and we keep an eye on her it might work."  James said "Nay, I agree with Linda even if she is bossy."  Alfred said "Well I agree with William.  She should be watched and each of us should be as well.  Any of us could be the murderer."  Linda said "Fine we will let her out for a specific amount of time.  We shall also watch each other carefully."  Alfred said "Meeting adjourned everybody go back to your huts and sleep.  Remember that if there is a murder tonight not to be so quick to point fingers."  With that everyone returned to their huts and tried to sleep.  At eleven o'clock there was screaming coming from Jane's hut.  By the time they got in there Jane was dead on the floor and had been like that for a few hours.  It was two o'clock when they got in and inspected the room.  On the floor next to the corpse was a hunting spear.  The tip was blood red and there was a hole in the corpse's chest.  Near the body was a note signed with James' name.  Alfred said " I think we have a enough evidence so let's lock James up in his hut."  William said  "How about letting him roam free tonight then locking him up when we go to sleep?"  Everyone agreed with William.  That night James wandered around and said "I've been set up.  Someone killed Jane and framed me for it.  They forged that note I'm sure of it."  Alfred said "If what you say is true than who among us would have more experience with forging evidence?"  Linda said "If you are blaming me I never forge evidence and thus your assumption is insane."  Alfred said "Linda no one blamed you, but you are acting like I did.  I just said one of us has more experience with forged evidence than the others."  After everyone was asleep William screamed "No don't.  No.  Don't you dare stab me.  AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"  That woke everyone up and they headed toward Will's hut.  They inspected the hut and found next to the corpse a piece of paper.  The piece of paper turned out to be a note.  The note was addressed to Linda.  Linda examined the note and said "It says that he wanted to marry me.  Too bad he's dead."  Alfred says "Okay I noticed a stab right through his heart.  It looks just like the spear stab on Jane's chest and on the left side of the corpse there is a note that says 'James WAS HERE'"  James says "Framed again.  I was asleep in my room at the time to the murder."  Linda said "A likely story and I bet you're going to say Alfred framed you right?"  Alfred said "Look now is not the time to be immature.  The chef is dead the hunter is being blamed and no one else knows how long to cook the food."  Linda said "Your right.  I am sorry for blaming you, James."  James said "I forgive you.  In order to cook the food over the fire it will take at least half an hour."  Later that night when everyone is sleeping loud screams came from James' hut.  James said "Don't kill me, Linda!  No not the spear again! AHHHHH!"  With that Alfred woke up and goes to arrest the criminal when suddenly he walked in and saw Linda dead and James stabed him with the spear.  As Alfred died James said "A dead man tells now tales.  HA, HA, HA, HA.  I sunk the ship I murdered everyone and I had a secret boat hidden in a cave.  We were never stranded You could have gone back to America whenever you wanted."  Eventually when James got back to America he was taken to jail and sentenced to death for murders he comited before leaving the USA.  The End

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Charles Dickens wrote many famous books.  One of these books is A Christmas Carol.  The main character is a rich, old, egomaniac named Scrooge.  Scrooge despises Christmas and until the end says "Christmas bah humbug."   Charles Dickens wrote some other famous books one entitled Tale of Two Cities.  Which takes place during the time of the French Revolution.

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The Last Will And Testament of Fredrick Eggington.  "I Fredrick Eggington being of sound yolk and shell hereby declare this to be my last will and testament."  Fredrick leaves all his test tubes and equipment to the eggs of the world.  He leaves every doomsday device to the humans, because he is sure the race will kill themselves off any way due to war.  He leaves his corpse to the trash or compost.  Fredrick also leaves his invincibility potion (which he never tested) to doctors and scientists everywhere.

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My egg's name is Fredrick and he is twenty years old.  Fredrick is a scientist who conducts multiple experiments.  He lived alone with his test subject, Johnson, until an experiment went awry and killed Johnson.  The experiment was to create a concoction that would give an egg super powers.  Johnson drank the chemical and was boiled from the inside out.  Fredrick vowed he would never test an experiment on another egg again.  Thus deciding that he would test his own experiments.  Fredrick has been testing multiple theories of his.  All of them were proven except for one would something soft protect an egg from being cracked.  He came to the conclusion that an egg could possibly avoid cracking by landing on something extremely soft.  Just to be safe Fredrick said goodbye to everyone he knew and is now preparing for the most dangerous experiment yet, a drop into a bowl filled with underwear, socks, and felt.

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Marney The Best Little Sister Ever 

Marney is the best.

She loves the whole family.

She can play music.

Marney loves the dogs.

Marney is extremely sweet.

She is also great.

Marney is funny.

Marney is great at wii games.

We all love Marney.

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Kennedy is a funny girl.
Everyone knows that she loves them
Nice to all of us
Never mean to anyone.
Evermore beautiful and extremely sweet
Determined to always be the cutest.
You should all love Kennedy

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The Toilet Garden

One warm summer day a young man decided to start a garden.  Due to the fact that he couldn't think of any where to start a garden he thought that the local dump might work.  He chose two decrepit, old, and very ugly  toilets as the area for flowers.  Next to the toilets was a plot of land with no trash whatsoever.  The young man, who knew this would be as good a place as any in which to plant trees.  The seeds, all planted, started growing a tiny bit.  The man came back every day to look at his garden and add more plants.  Each plant was placed with tenderness and care.  He watered his garden every day right before leaving.  Three years passed with this constant routine of planting watering and admiring his work.  The trees were starting to look more beautiful and would occasionally tell him, as if by magic or illusion, when there were weeds in his perfect garden.  Another year elapsed and the townspeople started caring for the garden as well.  The man waited until weekends to see his garden again.  One day the man and his girlfriend got married in the garden.  On that day the garden was filled with apples, grapes, tomatoes, and oranges.  Two years passed and the man visited his garden with a child of exactly one year old.  The garden had started to shrivel up due to the cold on that winter day.  After multiple years the garden grew to a great size and everyone knew about it.  The year following that the man died in a car accident.  The garden started to die, as if knowing that the man who had made sure it would be protected would never return.  After nine more years weeds had taken over and the plants were dead and gone.  The people didn't even remember what the garden once looked like and turned it back into a dump filled to the brim with garbage.  The End

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First we need to remove the dead plants from last season and the weeds.  Second dig out a hole and bury seeds in said hole.  Third bone meal should be sprinkled on the ground.  Fourth we water them with the sprinkler and mulch them when they start growing.  Fifth we harvest them at the point where they are ripe and ready to be used in any recipe.  Sixth we use them in some of our meals and feed some to Bowser, our bald rat.

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Ace Attorney Phoenix

An attorney was about to go to a trial.
Because he was the defense attorney he was going to have a problem.
Clients of his would usually be found innocent.
Defense is the best offense.
Edgeworth was the prosecutor who would use fake evidence.
Four prosecutors have tried to find his client guilty.

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The president of Egypt has resigned.  This means that the protesters get what they want.  I think it is great that the protesters have gained a better democracy.  This was reported all over the internet.  The Egyptian government as well as history will have been changed.

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The Revenge of Loki

by: Connor

It was December 21 2012.  Many people were on their way to whatever jobs they had.  Sadly no one knew that the end was near.  Those who did know where called insane by just about everyone.  As the humans wandered around the gods watched from Asgard.  "How long do they have before Loki attacks?" Thor asked.  Odin said "Son they may have all day or until noon.  We should attempt to not place bets."  On Midgard the humans were still trying to get where they needed to go.  Suddenly a voice boomed from somewhere out of sight.  "Good morning mortals or should I say good mourning." The voice laughed evilly.  Everyone looked up to see a man floating in the air.  "I am Loki, God of chaos.  Prepare for the ultimate trick."  He said adding an evil laugh.  All the humans hurried and scurried around.  Loki looked on with an evil glare.  This was enough to make a person go insane.  "If you love game consoles so much then I have a gift for you."  Suddenly a demon appeared and said "Taste the power of the Nintendo 666.  A six-hundred sixty-six bit console."  Loki looked transformed into his true form.  He was tall enough to be a brand new planet.  Loki said "I will destroy each country one by one.  That way I will deal the most damage to Asgard.  That or I get to come back.  Okay  sworn brother, Odin, Deal Or no Deal? Ha-ha-ha."  Odin saw only one choice because he despised Loki.  Loki said "Goodbye Sweden."  Suddenly the news came on in every country in the world reporting that a god had flattened Sweden.  Everyone in the remaining countries fled to hospitals, jails, and fire departments while Loki was being interviewed.  Loki noticed this and used his dark magic to kill those who had ran to jail and the fire department in the United States.  In the waiting room at one hospital everyone had scars from Loki cursing them.  Thor said "Father I shall act as a doctor.  These humans need our help."  Odin replied with a simple "yes." and with that Thor transported to the hospital and said "Send in the next patient."  Suddenly Loki destroyed the planet and Thor and Asgard.  Suddenly Loki had waken up.  "It was all just a dream." he said then realizing the truth of what he just said he added "NO! I hate when the only good thing that happens to me is in a dream!"  The End

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Dear Daniel,

We got a puppy named Franki.  Daddio's books got here.  We celebrated Max's birthday, which he enjoyed.  Nana got a Play Station 3 and The Sims 3.  Franki has been running around the house constantly, which is cute.  I have started walking again.  Other than that everything is more or less the same.  We also got a new snake named Munch.  We had a lot of fun lately.

What kind of animal is your favorite?  If you could have any super power what would it be and would you use it for good or evil?  What kind of monster do you think is creepier?  What is your favorite book out of all the books you've read recently?  What would you do if you ended up in an alternate universe?  What would you do if you won the lottery?  How would you deal with the world being overrun by zombies?  See you later.
Love,
Connor

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In Egypt they feel that their constitution, which was amended three years ago, does not work.  They think it gives the government an excessive amount of power.  They are protesting in order to make change their constitution as Americans did throughout history.  Egyptians also feel that they can't trust the government due to all the lies and rigged elections.  The only person able to change the Egyptian constitution is the Egyptian president.

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I will say that I've been doing fine with being around the kids.  As for driving I may not want to even try that.  I'm sorry but with the fact that I couldn't drive a golf cart much less anything on four wheels aside from the wheelchair I should not even attempt to drive.  That is pretty much it.

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The entire thing was inspired by the traditions of Europe's past.  For instance it is based on an ancient Irish tradition back when the Celtic religion was around.  It also is based on Candlemas and the abilities of a saint from the time when the Saxons ruled England.  Groundhog Day dates back to the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries.  In North America most times the groundhog predicts that winter will last six more weeks.

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One moonlit night at an average summer camp the counselors were sitting around the campfire with the  campers and telling ghost stories.  Adam, the head counselor, told the last story for the night.  "Years ago at this very camp." He began "There was a young delinquent who stole all the chocolate from the camp store."  Everyone continued to listen except Smith who had heard it three years ago.  Adam continued "The delinquent ran into the woods taking the chocolate, some wood, and a pot he had stolen from the kitchen as well as some strange goo he found lying around."  Almost everyone was grossed out at the mere thought of taking random goo off the ground.  Adam resumed "He took all of the stuff he stole deep into the forest and prepared to torture a harmless little squirrel that had wandered into his clutches.  The chocolate at this point was boiling with whatever that goo was in it.  He dropped the squirrel in and then watched as from the pot arose a big, ugly blob.  The delinquent tried to run, but the monster was to fast.  It grabbed one of the delinquent's legs and ate him alive.  They say that the monster still lives in that forest attempting to eat any who enter its home.  The End."  With that Adam put out the fire as a blob appeared behind him.  The campers screamed and then the monster pulled of its face to revel that it was a prank.  Adam turned to the prankster and said "Nice try Harry, but you could at least try to be on cue.  When I said that line about the monster eating people is when you appear."  Harry gave Adam an sorry look and said "Okay sir next time I'll be ready before the line is given."  Adam said in response "No it was my fault for not giving you any lessons on this.  You are a new counselor after all.  Anyway you now the hill back in the forest where the shed in which we store the costume is located?"  Harry said "Yes sir." and marched off to put away the costume.  Once he reached the shed he turned the handle and walked in.  Suddenly a loud roar and a scream had awoken every camper in the camp.  Adam, who was now frightened himself said over the intercom "We will send two counselors to find the source of this noise and Harry."  After turning off the intercom he turned to two of his finest counselors and said "Terry, You come with me.  Kate, You're in charge until we get back.  Good Luck."   Kate watched as they left and said over the intercom "Okay seeing as no one can sleep why don't we listen to some nice music."  Kate turned off the intercom and said to the campers in charge of the camp's radio station "Okay you three, remember your cabin is the radio station and because of that you have to turn on music whenever I say so.  Just don't turn on loud rock music like welcome to the jungle.  Or songs that are not appropriate for the younger kids like Highway to Hell."  The three boys gave her a nod.  With that she left and the three boys turned on Pet Sematary.  Smith said to the entire camp "Hey campers are you ready to rock?"   Fred played the music after three seconds.  James who had only one job, which he did during the day because everyone else in the cabin was stronger and not as bright as him, and it was tuning the microphone so that Smith sounded just as awesome as he wanted to and Fred's music wouldn't be too loud.  James sat on his top bunk reading Pet Sematary while the song played.  Meanwhile in the forest Adam and Terry had found a costume lying on the floor in the shed.  Upon closer inspection Adam noticed the costume had blood on it.  Adam examined the floor as well and found an entire puddle of blood.  Walking outside Terry saw Harry hiding in a tree.  Terry decided to knock Harry out of the tree.  After two seconds he managed to get Harry out of the tree only to discover that he was dead.  Suddenly Adam felt something behind him.  A sticky something with a particularly gooey feel to it was behind him.  Adam screamed at the top of his lungs as the gooey creature plunged the carving knife from the shelf beside him through his heart. Terry heard the scream and went to check on Adam.  Terry saw the monster and grabbed a big knife from his pocket.  The monster had met it's maker realizing that Terry was the very same delinquent that placed it into the boiling chocolate the monster shed a tiny tear.  Terry saw the monster and noticed that it had cryed over its own demise.  Terry ran toward the monster at mach speed and yelled "I should have done this when I was younger!  Die foul beast and I hope I die as well for making you into such a creature.  I just wanted to take out my anger on the wild life.  I'm sorry, little squirrel for what I'm about to do and for what I've done."  And with those last words Terry ran at the monster and missed.  Now crying in fear Terry said "Please don't kill me l little sq squirrel.  I did not mean to harm you.  Please don't kill me I beg of you."  The monster moved the knife and stabbed it right through Terry's chest.  With his last breath Terry said "I don't wanna die.  I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.  Carry on, carry on because nothing really matters."  Back at the camp Bohemian Rhapsody was playing Fred, James and Smith all sang along.  Finally the monster traveled to the camp to end it all.  In order to cause the ultimate evil the squirrel who was seeking revenge on the human race traveled to the camp and killed the campers and the counselor.  The monster grinned as all who had caused him misery had died and yet the squirrel was not pleased and set off to cause more chaos.  The End or Is It

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Meat Ice Cream

1. Steak

2. Salt

3. Chicken

4. cream

5. Candyland 

6. hamburger

7. the polar ice caps.

8. Luck potion to change the luck of whoever eats it

9. Gravy

Now in one bowl mix cream Candyland and polar ice caps together.

In another bowl mix the meats and salt.

Now combine the first bowl with the second.

Stir the contents for 2 thousand years.

Add  Luck Potion and gravy.

mix for two thousand more years.

If you want add in your favorite video game.

freeze for twenty years.

After twenty years remove ice cream and eat.

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1. Nana only danced inn the car to smashmouth songs
2. we did not learn how to make ice cream although we found out some interesting facts.
3. We learned that they spin the container as they put in the ice cream.
4.  We saw the different machines and learned what they were used for.
5. I ate Mocha Almond Fudge which tasted a lot like coffee.

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Today is a wonderful day.
We will celebrate in a special way.
Popo plays lords of conquest
and we set of on our quest
We go sing.
And as we do our voices ring
All of us love Popo
And maybe we all play nintendo

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One Terrible trip to the Grimm Lands

 By: Connor

Once upon a time in the real world tons of schools had started back up for the spring.  The children flocked in and out of school always having more homework than that of the previous day.  One popular eight year old girl named Jane was sitting with her friends a nerd named John, a jock named Fred, an average loser named James and a social outcast named Susan.  These strange friends were chatting about their next class which happened to be math class.  James decided to check out the math classroom for anything cool like swords.  Every one went with him just in case there was anything cool.  On the way to the classroom Fred would constantly run to the front of the group then the back.  John was using his calculator to do really hard equations over and over again.  Susan, who would steal any thing from anyone for a dollar, snatched the calculator and handed it to James who used it to type 0.7734 which upside down spells "hello"  and showed it to Jane.  Jane was happy and asked if she could mess with the calculator.  James told her sure and handed it over just before they reached the classroom.  In the classroom they saw a door leading to another hallway which they all went through and found themselves in a strange world.  A white rabbit appeared in front of them wearing a hat and fancy suit.  Just as the rabbit started hopping away a girl appeared and seemed to be chasing it.  The girl turned and said "Hi my name's Alice. What are your names?"  Everyone introduced themselves to Alice and Alice told them "I know the way out.  All you have to do is find a talking animal and they'll tell you."  Turning towards the white rabbit she said "Don't worry Mr. Floppy I'm coming.  I just wanted to greet a few kids who just got here."  Mr. Floppy as he seems to be named turns and says "Okay Alice but we're on a tight schedule and..."  Mr.Floppy paused as he looked at his watch "Oh my god I'm late, I'm late."  Alice and Mr. Floppy ran off towards a castle leaving the children to ponder as to what animal will assist them.  Suddenly a blue puppy, like the one on a show that only little kids watch, came up to the group of kids and said "I'll help you.  All you have to do is travel through the big bad wolf's hunting grounds."  the kids said their thanks to the puppy and then James asked "What should we call you little puppy?"  The pup replied "My name is Blue and that is how you should refer to me."  The kids set of and found a nice peaceful stream of water with the most romantic background.  Jane and James sat next to each other looking at the pretty sky.  James kissed Jane as they sat under the stars wondering if they'd ever get home.  Little did they know Blue was plotting against them and had already told the big bad wolf they were coming.  The following day James lead the group toward the hunting grounds.  He was sure that the big bad wolf was out for lunch when suddenly John herd a noise behind him.  The noise soon became a voice and said "Come on now.  I see you idiots.  If you want to go through here you have to face me!"  The group turned and saw the wolf looking at them.  James and everyone else fled while Fred stayed behind to fight off the big bad wolf.  After a few seconds they heard Fred scream as the wolf devoured him alive.  No one dared to turn back not after what happened to Fred so they ran into a  house made of candy.  A witch was hiding in there and fattened Susan up in order to make roast kid.  John, James and Jane escaped and they herd Susan scream as her head was chopped off.  The kids kept running and reached a mountain of terrifying height.  Atop the mountain was a sphinx and she asked a riddle which John answered wrong and attacked.  James and Jane were the only survivors and traveled to a castle housing an ugly queen with blood red hair.  The knights who all looked like poker cards were blaming Alice for the white roses around the kingdom.  James and Jane thought it best to escape before they were on trial.  They finally reached a kingdom of some kind and looked around.  Suddenly James was standing on a chess board as a pawn.  The king shouted pawn to D 2.  James moved to D 2 and heard the enemy king shout "Bishop to D 2 this instant."  The bishop moved and killed James in one swift sword slash.  Jane was now all alone in fear she ran and reached a castle filled with animals where a cat and singing dog ruled.  Jane told both animals their singing was wonderful which it was.  With that a door appeared and she entered the real world in which someone had lived her life for her while she traveled the alternate realm.  She realized that by returning to they real world made her age to twenty five years old.  She then went on American Idol and lost and started crying because she would never enter the alternate realm again and even if she did her friends would still be dead. The End