Connor: Blog Of The Day

The Last Will And Testament of Fredrick Eggington.  "I Fredrick Eggington being of sound yolk and shell hereby declare this to be my last will and testament."  Fredrick leaves all his test tubes and equipment to the eggs of the world.  He leaves every doomsday device to the humans, because he is sure the race will kill themselves off any way due to war.  He leaves his corpse to the trash or compost.  Fredrick also leaves his invincibility potion (which he never tested) to doctors and scientists everywhere.