Marney: Blog Of The Day

My egg's name is Cocoa Peanutbutter.  He loves his name because he loves cocoa. He hates his job because he doesn't want to be killed.  His job is to sit on the corner of the counter and watch eggs die by people cutting them.  He is two jillion years old because he never got cut because Avery is the one that always cuts the eggs and I told her not to cut Cocoa Peanutbutter.  He is sick because he got moldy. He hates Easter because he always thinks the bunny rabbit will step on him.  For the first one jillion years he just sat there on the counter. All the rest of the years he was sick with the fever.