Connor: Blog Of The Day

My egg's name is Fredrick and he is twenty years old.  Fredrick is a scientist who conducts multiple experiments.  He lived alone with his test subject, Johnson, until an experiment went awry and killed Johnson.  The experiment was to create a concoction that would give an egg super powers.  Johnson drank the chemical and was boiled from the inside out.  Fredrick vowed he would never test an experiment on another egg again.  Thus deciding that he would test his own experiments.  Fredrick has been testing multiple theories of his.  All of them were proven except for one would something soft protect an egg from being cracked.  He came to the conclusion that an egg could possibly avoid cracking by landing on something extremely soft.  Just to be safe Fredrick said goodbye to everyone he knew and is now preparing for the most dangerous experiment yet, a drop into a bowl filled with underwear, socks, and felt.