Gabe: Blog Of The Day

My egg is  26 years old and his name is Cocoa Boy. He lives in Egganopalus, the city of the eggs, in an egg carton. He wears a spotty blue, green and black tie.  His job is to massage the yolks so that they get tougher and can't crack so easily.  He gets $2,000,000,000,000,000 a day at his job. He is fat so sometimes when he is taking a hot bath he cracks open. He does not like the nut cracker because it is scary to him.  I told him whats happening on Easter and he got scared but I am still doing it.

that's him