LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF JOSEPH K.
Joseph would like his pet rock named John to have his 5 year old sandwich, so that when he dies John will put his ashes on the sandwich and eat it.
He would like to donate all his money ( which is $1,372,019) to a charity for eggs that can't afford food.
He want's his girlfriend Angelica to have his pet rock, John.
He's going to give his military uniform to his adopted son (who he adopted last night).
Next he would like to give all his contestants part of his body.
Last he would like to give me his adopted son and train him to work in the military and be a brave soldier like Joseph.
"I Joseph K., being of sound yolk and shell, hereby declare this to be my last will and testament."
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