Daddio: 3/4/10 Blog of the Day

Make up a crazy dance in your imagination, give it an even crazier title, then write out instructions on how people would do your crazy dance.  For example:

How to Dance the Puddle Jumper

1.  Before dancing the Puddle Jumper, you need to wear rain boots and a slicker, but you only wear the slicker by the hood.

2.  Once you have on the right outfit, you start by putting your hands out to your sides like you're feeling for rain.

3.  Next you rotate your legs back and forth while shaking your butt and squatting down.

4.  Then, while you're squatting down, you put your hands on your slicker hood and hold it to your head.

5.  Next, jump up as high as you can and shout, "RAIN!"  Make sure to hold your slicker tight to your head.

6.  Once you land, start over again on step 2.

Now you know how to dance the Puddle Jumper!