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The Gaming Aliens

By Connor

On March 14th, 3010 a bunch of aliens from another galaxy about 999,999,999,999,999 light years from the Milky Way galaxy came to Earth.  These aliens call themselves People while the earthlings call them the Geeks which almost all humans see as correct, except nerds.  The aliens got this nickname because they steal role playing games, video games, and movies about aliens while on their spaceship using a tractor beam. While most humans sit back and relax as the aliens steal these things a few people wonder what's next.  Suddenly the aliens come down to earth.  As they lower themselves to our planet everyone on Earth hears a loud whirring noise as the tractor beam starts up.  Once on Earth the aliens adjust to our atmosphere pretty quickly.  Then the aliens wander the Earth kidnapping nerds of both genders.  The aliens take their captives up to their ship and they perform weird experiments on them.  This experiment makes it possible for the captives to speak with the aliens.  Only two of the male nerds don't survive the experiment.  The next experiment is to find out which role playing game is more popular on earth.  The aliens study shows that more nerds like D&D compared to The World of Darkness.  When the aliens send the captives down they hear a loud thump as the alien in control hits a big green button.  Once on Earth the nerds who were kidnapped bury the dead nerds.  Then explain that they were the only two out of ninety nine nerds to die from the experiments.  Later the aliens start to use the first experiment to help earthlings speak with them and comprehend their language.  A few days later the aliens decide to find out how many earthlings like which role playing game.  The results come back to the aliens as such: most earthlings prefer Grimm to anything else.  The aliens then make a speech about how they have conquered this planet and every weekend night they play Grimm while some nights they play D&D with the nerds and Hunter with the goths.  Eventually the aliens fight their galaxy for independence and write a new declaration of independence that everyone can live on Earth and worship or play whatever role playing games they wish. 

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