Mommio: Blog of the Week #2

So you just designed contraptions to protect your eggs for Easter's awesome EGGDROP CHALLENGE, right?

Well let's up the stakes.  I want you to really care about your eggs.  So for today's blog of the day post, I want to write a biography of your egg.  What's its name?  How old is it?  What's its history?  Does it have a family and/or a job?  It's all up to you, but you need to come up with a compelling backstory for your egg