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The Revenge of Loki

by: Connor

It was December 21 2012.  Many people were on their way to whatever jobs they had.  Sadly no one knew that the end was near.  Those who did know where called insane by just about everyone.  As the humans wandered around the gods watched from Asgard.  "How long do they have before Loki attacks?" Thor asked.  Odin said "Son they may have all day or until noon.  We should attempt to not place bets."  On Midgard the humans were still trying to get where they needed to go.  Suddenly a voice boomed from somewhere out of sight.  "Good morning mortals or should I say good mourning." The voice laughed evilly.  Everyone looked up to see a man floating in the air.  "I am Loki, God of chaos.  Prepare for the ultimate trick."  He said adding an evil laugh.  All the humans hurried and scurried around.  Loki looked on with an evil glare.  This was enough to make a person go insane.  "If you love game consoles so much then I have a gift for you."  Suddenly a demon appeared and said "Taste the power of the Nintendo 666.  A six-hundred sixty-six bit console."  Loki looked transformed into his true form.  He was tall enough to be a brand new planet.  Loki said "I will destroy each country one by one.  That way I will deal the most damage to Asgard.  That or I get to come back.  Okay  sworn brother, Odin, Deal Or no Deal? Ha-ha-ha."  Odin saw only one choice because he despised Loki.  Loki said "Goodbye Sweden."  Suddenly the news came on in every country in the world reporting that a god had flattened Sweden.  Everyone in the remaining countries fled to hospitals, jails, and fire departments while Loki was being interviewed.  Loki noticed this and used his dark magic to kill those who had ran to jail and the fire department in the United States.  In the waiting room at one hospital everyone had scars from Loki cursing them.  Thor said "Father I shall act as a doctor.  These humans need our help."  Odin replied with a simple "yes." and with that Thor transported to the hospital and said "Send in the next patient."  Suddenly Loki destroyed the planet and Thor and Asgard.  Suddenly Loki had waken up.  "It was all just a dream." he said then realizing the truth of what he just said he added "NO! I hate when the only good thing that happens to me is in a dream!"  The End