Avery: Blog Of The Day

Super Fail

By Avery and Lily

One day there was a man named Pee P. Mud. Everyone at school was making fun of his name and called him boring and lame. He tried to prove them wrong by trying to use super powers. He went to a machine that he made when he was three. He called it the Peeinater. It was supposed to give him the power to fly or teleport. He chose the ability to fly. The next day he went on a field trip to the Grand Canyon with his classmates and his teacher Mrs. Poo. When they got there Pee P. Mud tried showing off his power to fly. He ran to the two tallest rocks and they were eight feet apart from each other. He stood on the edge of on of the rocks. He put his arms in front of him and jumped. He tried to fly, but didn't do so well at all. He hit the rock with his hand and held on for his life. He hung on for six hours. He started slipping slowly. He fell off into the Colorado River and was never seen again. But people down stream saw a lot of blood in the water for a whole week.

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