Avery: Blog Of The Day

 First, I would like to say that this is that best blog of the day ever! I think that the bidet is a fancy, lidless toilet that does not include toilet paper. So when you want to wipe your butt, water will come up at it. I know it sounds gross, but really, I think it does that. Also I think it squirts water so that the toilet will stay clean and nice. I also would like to say that I will never, ever, ever use a bidet. EVER! You got that. Oh... I know I didn't have to say anything at all like this, but if I could have any color bidet I would have a cool, blue one. See.

Ta da!