Avery: Blog Of The Day

My Feelings

By Avery

Okay, so, I'm Bobby and I want to tell you the story about my super powers I used to have. Okay, so one day I was working at this big building called the capital and I thought that I needed some fresh air because It was hot inside and I needed to  pee on a tree. So I made my business and sat down for a while. Suddenly my wife came up to to me and started talking about things.

      " Bobby! We have a big problem!"

      " What is it?! Oh... you found my secret closet full of Taylor Swift  posters didn't you?!", I said in a worried voice.

      " No. But, why would you like her?! She is not that pretty and she doesn't sing well."

      " Uh, yes she does. She is so, so, so pretty and she is an awesome singer!"

      " Okay, okay. So the real problem is that we are almost out of money and you need a better job. All you do is clean the capital."

      " Okay, how about I start cleaning the outside of the capital too."

      " No! You have to get a real job, or sell some things."

      My wife walked to the car and drove home. I went to the dock and started think of good and awesome and good jobs. Suddenly I stood up and fire started to come out of my butt! I tried to hide it but then this magazine guy came up to me and took my picture. For some reason the picture was on Hundred toes (Great blog)! I was so mad and angry at that time. When I got mad more of the fire started coming out! Because the fire wouldn't go away I jumped in the water and stayed under for about four minutes. After that I got out of the water and I was freezing cold. Also, for some reason ice started coming out of my hands. I thought this was all happening whenever I have feelings. So that I could test it I wrapped up in a towel. The testing worked! Because I was warm I started to make it hotter outside. I ran inside the building and started talking to my know it all boss of mine.

      " Boss! I have super powers, you have to believe me!"

      " Super powers are only real in movies. We are really not in a movie or story, so this can not be true."

      " But boss, we are in a story. See, Avery is still writing down what I'm saying."

      " Okay, you are telling the truth here. So... what are your powers?"

      " Well, it depends on what I'm felling right now. So, for example, I am feeling proud of myself so I will have music stuck in my head."

      " Cool. Okay, so let me get this straight. If you felt hungry, it would start raining food everywhere."

      " Yep."

      " Look, if you start using your powers when people come here you will get paid four million dollars a week."

      " What?! That... that's great."

      " You have to start your job now."

      " Now?! But... but... but it's lunch break, so you have to let me eat."

      I walked out of his office and got my grilled cheese sandwich out of my bag. I slapped myself so that I would be angry and heat my grilled cheese up with my fire power. I started eating it and then started my new job. It was pretty cool. I also bought a new house that had a big bedroom. My wife was very happy!

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