Gabe: Blog Of The Day

One day there was a man camping in Death Valley. He went out at night to go to the 24 hour tour of Scotty's castle. He got lost because he thought they went on the elevator.  The elevator said,  "Press 1 to get a surprise. Press 2 to get freaked and press 3 to use the bathroom." He pressed 3. The elevator said "You pressed 2 to get freaked." The man said "No, I did not." The elevator said, "I am sure you did." And the elevator moved to floor 2. The man got to the top and saw a big hoodoo sticking up. The man said, "WOW."

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