The New Zombie Dragon: Changing My Name Killing More People

Just last month I told you about my past.  Now I am back with another tail to tell.  My name is no longer Roarsnortflamebreath because I changed it you tasty treats will now refer to me as Humaneater.  Shortly after slaying everyone in Roanoke I moved to Marble Falls and hid on  Enchanted Rock, but the owls said they were plotting world domination from there.  Of course because I am a dragon and dinosaurs and dragons are related I can speak to birds for they are also related to dinosaurs.  So instead of moving to Marble Falls I went back to Roanoke and  this was way back in the seventeen hundreds so wouldn't you know it when I got back I saw a group of pirates on the shore.  So I came up with a plan if I wait till dawn a ship would want to pass through.  and sure enough in the morning a ship came, but not to pass  they wished to kill the pirates.  The pirate leader, who's name was BlackBeard, chose to fight back.  I watched as Black Beard died he his head was cut off and put on the mast of the navy ship.  The men who killed Black Beard did me a favor sinking the ship.  I ate every one of Black Beard's crew.  The people who killed Black Beard tossed his body overboard. In the end I came back home and got a nice meal.