Connor: The New Zombie Dragon: Evil Rules

Hello people I am your new ruler.  I am now 4,003 years old and ready to kill all.  My rules include that all humans walk to school, work or where ever  their going.  No one carries weapons in my utopia.  You losers bow down and worship me.  This is the most wonderful thing that happened to me all year long.  My new military commander is a werewolf who doesn't seem to have a name.  I call this werewolf Mr. wolf.  I plan to kill you all on the winter solstice, the only day my goddess accepts offerings of wonderful tasty humans.  Luckily for me I never sleep so good luck trying to kill me before I kill you.  Man I hate sending these posts to the past.

The New Zombie Dragon: 2009 I Am Sick Of My Past Lets Move On To The Present by the Zombie Dragon with help from Connor

Ha ha ha yo there mortals, it is I, The evil Human Eater.  So today I decided that telling you about my past is a waste of my imortal  life.  Today I will only tell what I have done this year.  I was sleping in my cave for the last few centuries.  I woke up and exited the cave to find a human to kill.  No luck in finding a human that was ready to die so I decided to attack a little, fuzzy dog this dog's name was James.  He was a bull dog that lived in France.  Sadly the dog wouldn't let me near so I flew away.  I went to Enchanted Rock luckily the owls that lived there now would let me move into a cave in the rock.

The New Zombie Dragon: Changing My Name Killing More People

Just last month I told you about my past.  Now I am back with another tail to tell.  My name is no longer Roarsnortflamebreath because I changed it you tasty treats will now refer to me as Humaneater.  Shortly after slaying everyone in Roanoke I moved to Marble Falls and hid on  Enchanted Rock, but the owls said they were plotting world domination from there.  Of course because I am a dragon and dinosaurs and dragons are related I can speak to birds for they are also related to dinosaurs.  So instead of moving to Marble Falls I went back to Roanoke and  this was way back in the seventeen hundreds so wouldn't you know it when I got back I saw a group of pirates on the shore.  So I came up with a plan if I wait till dawn a ship would want to pass through.  and sure enough in the morning a ship came, but not to pass  they wished to kill the pirates.  The pirate leader, who's name was BlackBeard, chose to fight back.  I watched as Black Beard died he his head was cut off and put on the mast of the navy ship.  The men who killed Black Beard did me a favor sinking the ship.  I ate every one of Black Beard's crew.  The people who killed Black Beard tossed his body overboard. In the end I came back home and got a nice meal.   

Connor: The New Zombie Dragon: The Dragon's Past

Hi my name is Roarsnortflame, but this is my name said in dragon. My name translated into English means Monster. My ancestors lived in china. I was born in England in the year 1500 c.e. My mom was a very powerful dragon who killed many humans. It seems like only last week I ate William Shakespeare. Long ago I flew to America, but back then it was the New Found Land. I landed on Roanoke Island, North Carolina. I waited a few years and a group of settlers came to Roanoke. Lead by a man named John White, I stayed in my hidden area while they were there. One year John White left the island and didn't come back. I took advantage of this and ate the colonists in the dead of night. In the morning I saw ships sailing towards me I was so nervous I gasped and fire spewed out of my mouth. As if that wasn't enough, after that I cut the cheese and the ship sailed toward me again. I decided to cover up any of the evidence so I wrote the first few letters of a nearby town run by the natives. That is the end of my tail sorry for the lame pun I mean, that this is the end of the story and if to make sure none of you tells anyone I will eat you next week.