The New Zombie Dragon: 2009 I Am Sick Of My Past Lets Move On To The Present by the Zombie Dragon with help from Connor

Ha ha ha yo there mortals, it is I, The evil Human Eater.  So today I decided that telling you about my past is a waste of my imortal  life.  Today I will only tell what I have done this year.  I was sleping in my cave for the last few centuries.  I woke up and exited the cave to find a human to kill.  No luck in finding a human that was ready to die so I decided to attack a little, fuzzy dog this dog's name was James.  He was a bull dog that lived in France.  Sadly the dog wouldn't let me near so I flew away.  I went to Enchanted Rock luckily the owls that lived there now would let me move into a cave in the rock.