Thursday, September 30, 2010

Connor: Blog Of The Day

The Day The Gods Destroyed The World
By: Connor
It started out as an average day on Mount Olympus.  "Well" Zeus said "The humans have offered us no sacrifices in in over 200 centuries."  The rest of the gods agreed and started trying to decide if they would punish the mortals or not.  Athena spoke up "If we destroy them we shall have no one to pay tribute to us." All the gods looked back and forth waiting for someone to speak when suddenly Hades said "I don't care, the only ones who payed tribute to me were the Aztecs and they were slain by Cortez."  Finally Zeus intervened and said "How about this Apollo, you are the god of creativity so I would like you to write one of your famous predictions."    After a few hours of building a human with a hundred hands attached to his fingers he said "You shall go down to earth and type up this apocalyptic story and it shall come true but, if you don't write it than I will make it so you can never leave your computer."  At first the man will not obey and Apollo holds true to his threat. The man with a hundred hands sits down to write the story and has Athena take a picture as proof.  Later the gods read the story and edit it. The story reaches earth and then the humans, not heeding the story, continue not to pay tribute to the gods.  Finally the gods destroy the world and remake it to be exactly how it was when they first controlled Greece. The End 

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