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The Adventure Of Dixie

By Connor

Once upon a time there was a strong giant named Dixie whom lived on a lush green mountain in a land called The Grimm Lands.  After a few hours of tedious walking he found himself in a big town.  Dixie, only having experience terrorizing tons of small villages, walked around stomping on everything.  He looked down to see some of the tiny things he smashed with his feet.  He destroyed  sports cars, police offices, small houses, and public schools.  Dixie traveled all the way from Austin to Round Rock.  The moment he reached Round Rock he jumped and squashed the whole small city.  Dixie continued moving against waves of cars, trucks, and airplanes.  He pushed the south away from The Union.  Dixie then walked across the great puddle the humans called the Atlantic barefoot and destroyed China, France, Germany, Ireland, England, Wales, Italy, Spain, and Russia.  Dixie traveled to Scotland only to find that a scary creature in the Lake had been eating people for centuries.  Dixie went to Japan only to find a gigantic dinosaur destroying it.  Then Dixie decided to destroy the United States only to find boats going in between the South and the Union.  It was a battle of ships and neither was giving up when suddenly Dixie lowered his hand and sank The Congress.  Eventually Dixie  noticed that the army was hunting him down.  He tried to walk back home, but couldn't and soon he saw the great white sharks in the Pacific and decided to stay on land.  Soon the army moved close enough with a tank to aim a shot at Dixie's heart.  Dixie watched and listened as the general shouted "Fire!"  Soon Dixie was dead, shot in the heart and fallen in the Pacific Ocean and to this day they say you can hear Dixie's heart still beating miles under Alabama.  THE END