Connor: The New Zombie Dragon: Evil Rules

Hello people I am your new ruler.  I am now 4,003 years old and ready to kill all.  My rules include that all humans walk to school, work or where ever  their going.  No one carries weapons in my utopia.  You losers bow down and worship me.  This is the most wonderful thing that happened to me all year long.  My new military commander is a werewolf who doesn't seem to have a name.  I call this werewolf Mr. wolf.  I plan to kill you all on the winter solstice, the only day my goddess accepts offerings of wonderful tasty humans.  Luckily for me I never sleep so good luck trying to kill me before I kill you.  Man I hate sending these posts to the past.