Connor: The New Zombie Dragon: Evil Rules

Hello people I am your new ruler.  I am now 4,003 years old and ready to kill all.  My rules include that all humans walk to school, work or where ever  their going.  No one carries weapons in my utopia.  You losers bow down and worship me.  This is the most wonderful thing that happened to me all year long.  My new military commander is a werewolf who doesn't seem to have a name.  I call this werewolf Mr. wolf.  I plan to kill you all on the winter solstice, the only day my goddess accepts offerings of wonderful tasty humans.  Luckily for me I never sleep so good luck trying to kill me before I kill you.  Man I hate sending these posts to the past.

Connor: The New Zombie Dragon: The Dragon's Past

Hi my name is Roarsnortflame, but this is my name said in dragon. My name translated into English means Monster. My ancestors lived in china. I was born in England in the year 1500 c.e. My mom was a very powerful dragon who killed many humans. It seems like only last week I ate William Shakespeare. Long ago I flew to America, but back then it was the New Found Land. I landed on Roanoke Island, North Carolina. I waited a few years and a group of settlers came to Roanoke. Lead by a man named John White, I stayed in my hidden area while they were there. One year John White left the island and didn't come back. I took advantage of this and ate the colonists in the dead of night. In the morning I saw ships sailing towards me I was so nervous I gasped and fire spewed out of my mouth. As if that wasn't enough, after that I cut the cheese and the ship sailed toward me again. I decided to cover up any of the evidence so I wrote the first few letters of a nearby town run by the natives. That is the end of my tail sorry for the lame pun I mean, that this is the end of the story and if to make sure none of you tells anyone I will eat you next week.