Friday, March 11, 2011

Avery: Blog Of The Day

The Funeral

One day there was a blue bird named Lacy. Lacy had a big family and lot's of friends. Lacy loves pulling pranks on people. She waited a whole month with out doing anything. Then, on April Fools Day. Lacy started pranking again. The first thing she did was popping up behind people and scaring them. Next she tied dollar bills to a string and made people fallow it into the pond. Then she made farting sound when ever someone sat down. Everyone got mad at Lacy. She pulled to many pranks on people and they said that she might hurt someone soon. She decided to pull one more prank. She put fake blood in a pickle and bit it. Everyone thought she was throwing up blood. Suddenly she started choking for real! She tried to spit it out and swallow it. Nothing worked. All of a sudden, she fainted. She wasn't breathing or moving. Her family decided to have her funeral in the great toilets of doom. They were filled with flowers and bees and ants. They put her in a coffin and buried her in the ground.
     " Ha! I so tricked you guys!", Yelled Lacy.
     "Wait. Guys? CRAP! They buried me already!", yelled Lacy again.
     " Help! Help! I was faking! Help me!", Lacy kept on screaming for help.
The end! or is it?!

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