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The Dream That A Guy Did Not Like

By Avery

One day a man woke up and ran to his kitchen.

     " Where is my robe?! I have to wear it now!", said the man

     " Daddy, it's in the fridge on the top shelf.", said his daughter.

     " Why is it there?!"

     " Because I put it there."

     " Look, Stacy, you're sixteen, so you should know were to put my robe!"

     " Fine."

     He got his robe out of the fridge and put it on. He started to shiver right when it was on him. He stuck his robe in the oven and waited fifteen minutes. Then he put it on and he was super warm.

     " Daddy, where is the cereal? I need to meet Grace at the mall in an hour, so I need to get ready now!!"

     " It's in the pantry on the third shelf."

     " Thanks."

     " Hey! I thought I told you to stop reading those gossip magazines.", said her dad as he took it away from her.

     " Give it back!"

     " No. I told you not to read these."

     " So."

     " Hey, be nice."

     He ran to his bedroom and got dressed. He put on a fancy blue t-shirt that shines, long silk pants, and rainbow socks. Then he ran to the living room and sat down in his chair and started reading Stacy's magazine. He saw plenty of models, ads and clothes in it. His favorite part was reading about how people are making macaroni and cheese with this shell stuff.

     " Daddy, I'm going to the mall now."

     " Okay. Don't forget to take your money with you."

     " Okay!"

     Why can't she be nice to me. I always take care of her and she always is mean and rude. He started reading again. Suddenly half of his face was gone, but the other half was stuck to the magazine. He started thinking about how it was weird and crazy.

     " Okay, I know what it means when people say that you are being sucked into something, but this is just crazy."
     He started thinking that it is so annoying that his head could only stay in one pose. He was kissing some girl with blond hair.

     " Dad, I'm home!"

     " Okay.", he said as she walked into the room.

     " Hey dad, can Grace and I have a... wow. What happened?"

     " Hi Grace. So um, well, I...look it's hard to explain."

     " Here I have some scissors, we can cut the magazine off your face."

     " No, no, nnnnooooooooooooooooooooo!"
     Suddenly he woke up and found out it was all a dream.

The end