Marney: Blog Of The Day

One day there was a very fat guy named 2000 pound guy. he was raised to eat tons an tons and tons and tons of food every day.  and when he hit his teen years he was to fat to sit down so he fell on the ground and read comics his favorite was spider man because he shuts webs out of his hands. so one day when he was 36 he grab toilet paper and colored it red then he raped him  self in it  then  he got cob web form his house then he ran out of his house and struck a pose then people laughed and little kids asked to have his autographs because they thought he was real.  Then he named himself spidy guy and he went to the town hall and became the mayor.