Showing posts with label George. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George. Show all posts
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Connor : George and Rex's action mystery
Howdy people I am here to solve this mystery. Aw shut up mister Funny Fur. Rex could you please hand me that baseball bat next to you? Yeah sure what ya need it for. Oh I just want to knock you out. In that case forget it. Rex come back here. No way captain Funny Fur. Okay his insults aside I fear we were trapped on a boat to be more precise. A pirate ship George just come out and say it. Anyway it belonged to Blackfur the pirate, Blackbeard's dog and he didn't like us on board. Well we fought him or I fought him captain Funny Fur was cowering in the corner. The fight did not go over so well for Rex. Well we finally got back home and there were Gracie, Jack and Loki. They told us that we had to figure out who had sent us back in time. Look unlike captain Funny Fur here I am tired of this. So Rex would you prefer me telling the story of the mystery in more detail. Spare me please. Okay so long story short: Rex and I found out that we were sent to the past by Popo and Nana to keep me from harming the kids and Rex from insulting Lucy. Oh by the way Lucy is is dumb. Rex shut up.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Connor: George Doggie Detective: Mysteries 3: The Case of The Lost nap and 4: Why The Heck Is Rex Bugging Me
Hey there it's George again. Last month or so I had to solve the hardest mystery ever. It was the mystery of why I wasn't sleeping. It turned out that Max had pulled my tail and. Hi people I'm Rex. Oh come on Rex can't you read. Yeah I can read. Then get out of here. Okay that is it I will now change this mystery to why the heck is Rex here. Hey George did you not want me here? That guess would be right I don't want you here. Well George you're dumb. I know you are, but what am I. Okay you win Captain Funny Fur I'm out of here people. I guess I do win, Hey how dare you call me Captain Funny Fur. Oh well so when Max woke me up I had to chose how to react. Lets just say I was very annoyed and decided to growl. So now I will go to Loki, Gracie and Jack the dog to ask them if they know why Rex was here I will tell you the answer next time.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Connor: George Doggie Detective: Mystery 2: The Case Of The Missing Playstation
Hey humans I am your favorite dog detective. So yeah I was lying about giving back Lucy's toy. Today I was looking for a Playstation. I was hired by my favorite human Popo to find the Playstation. Long story short I looked everywhere for it and found nothing. Eventually I ran into a face I have missed for a long time. The face I'm talking about is Loki's face Loki was a Black Lab. I looked at him, he looked fine then he walked outside into the sunlight and I could see right through him. "heard you were looking for the playstation." he said yeah I know he was probably just a figment of my imagination, but that didn't stop me from replying. "yeah. would you happen to know where to find it, Loki?" I asked yes people I know you probably think I'm insane but I swear I would never lie to you except for when I lied about Lucy's toy. Loki said he wasn't alone suddenly I saw two more of my friends Gracie the Dalmation and Jack the Chocolate Lab. They all said they missed me soon Loki told me to look in the dresser desk for it and sure enough there it was. I had solved this mystery with help from ghosts or maybe figments of my imagination. I went back to Loki and asked him if he was really here and he said yes.
Monday, November 16, 2009
Connor: George and Rex's Action Adventure Mystery
Hey there George fans. It's me, George the mystery solving pooch. Hey what about me? I thought I had more fans. Yo out there Rex fans. It's me, Rex. Hey this is my story Rex. Are you kidding me who would listen to someone who has funny fur. Rex this is not the time to be immature, so please quit acting like you're a puppy. Let's just start the story Mr. Funny Fur. quit calling me that. So yesterday I was reading the blog and then I suddenly realized that I was inside a video game called Kingdom Hearts. Rex had just come into the game. Then Rex and I had to figure out who did this to us. Soon we found out that Mickey Mouse did it. It wasn't hard to figure that out. Soon we were out of the game, but we had a new problem we were trapped in the Zombie Dragon story. We ran when we spotted the dragon's cave and grabbed a golden and brown sword that we found near the cave. We got in the cave and noticed the dragon. Then we jumped off a rock or maybe it was a dead human. The moment we were in the air we slashed the dragons head off of its neck, but don't worry we're sure the dragon will be in another one of Connor's stories.
Monday, November 9, 2009
Connor: George: Doggie Detective
As you may or may not know my owner's grandson, Connor, is Detective Jones. I am the detective's assistant, George. Yes, my brother Rex, is an action hero. This week I am solving my first solo mystery. Earlier today Lucy came to me with a mystery. The mystery is to be known from this point on as The Case of the Missing Chew Toy. Lucy can't find her chew toy and now I have to sniff out every possible suspect. I will start with my owner Nana. Wow, that was quick, but it isn't Nana. I can't believe I don't get candy for desert just because I bugged Nana. Now to try some other dogs in the neighborhood. I know T and Rex love chew toys. "Rex did you have anything to do with it" I ask. Rex answers "Why would I?" Okay that's done now I move on to T. "T did you have anything to do with the loss of Lucy's chew toy?" T says back "red rubber ball." "Yes T did you take it?" "yes." "Will you give it to me T" "yes." After talking to T and getting the red rubber ball I walk home holding the red rubber ball in my mouth. I bring it over to Lucy. That concludes my first solo mystery. To be continued. Smell ya later.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Connor: My Weird Dream
Last night I had a weird dream involving Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven. In the dream George was getting mad at a raven. Then the dream changed and the new dream was like the Lost Colony of Roanoke. It was kind of cool because the colony was filled with dogs. There were also wolves in my dream and their packs surrounded the colony. This dream reminded me of the time I had a dream where dogs ruled the world and humans were their pets. Unlike in that dream I was the one who came up with the idea of a dog colony and the leader of the dogs. The dream was very wacky but very interesting.
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